itsliketheyknowus:

"Placing your baby in the carrier is easy!  First, make sure you are stunningly beautiful. Then, double check that both you and your baby are wearing white. Your baby will now sense that you are trying to put him or her into the carrier and will intuitively become quiet and still. Place your baby in the carrier and away you go!  

No need to worry about making an embarrassing spectacle of yourself in the Target parking lot ever again!”

White=blank canvas. Baby=stain painter.

itsliketheyknowus:

"Placing your baby in the carrier is easy!  First, make sure you are stunningly beautiful. Then, double check that both you and your baby are wearing white. Your baby will now sense that you are trying to put him or her into the carrier and will intuitively become quiet and still. Place your baby in the carrier and away you go!  
No need to worry about making an embarrassing spectacle of yourself in the Target parking lot ever again!”

White=blank canvas. Baby=stain painter.

thedaddycomplex:

thekidsareup:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate]

I’m going to print this out and hang it on our fridge.

I’m going to print this and hang it over my boys’ beds.

Life lessons, guys.

(via thedaddycomplex)

thedaddycomplex:

thekidsareup:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate]

I’m going to print this out and hang it on our fridge.

I’m going to print this and hang it over my boys’ beds.

Life lessons, guys. High-res

itsliketheyknowus:

"Placing your baby in the carrier is easy!  First, make sure you are stunningly beautiful. Then, double check that both you and your baby are wearing white. Your baby will now sense that you are trying to put him or her into the carrier and will intuitively become quiet and still. Place your baby in the carrier and away you go!  

No need to worry about making an embarrassing spectacle of yourself in the Target parking lot ever again!”

itsliketheyknowus:

"Placing your baby in the carrier is easy!  First, make sure you are stunningly beautiful. Then, double check that both you and your baby are wearing white. Your baby will now sense that you are trying to put him or her into the carrier and will intuitively become quiet and still. Place your baby in the carrier and away you go!  
No need to worry about making an embarrassing spectacle of yourself in the Target parking lot ever again!”