I remember writing a few of these back in the day…

pbsparents:

She might need to change her campaign if she wants more than “reading” to vote for her. If not, she has a promising career as an elementary school lunch-recess aide ahead of her.

By the way, I’m not naming any names COUGHkeriaCOUGH but some people COUGH K-E-R-I-A COUGH should really leave her tattoos alone.

Ha. 

justabiglippedalligatormoment:

Clever children

Ever wish you didn’t have to worry about lead in toys?  Thanks to new guidance recommendations, that may be a future possibility.

File this under, “Parent of a child with a peanut allergy’s worst nightmare.”